cnet:

Science Just Killed Any Hope You Ever Had of Jurassic Park Being Real:

Nature reports that researchers in New Zealand have ruined one of your more cherished secret hopes today with the announcement that DNA, the blueprint of life, the sketchpad onto which every living thing is doodled, does not last very long. Specifically, it has a half-life of 521 years. Which means that unless Henry VIII rode a stegosaurus into battle, we’re never going be able to clone a dinosaur. Which, in turn, means that your beautiful Jurassic Park dreams have just been crushed with Jurassic Park III levels of disappointment.

Lame.

(Via Gizmodo)

Don’t let this be true!

corazon-del-leon:

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darkjez:

eclecticpurple:

well-im-the-lord-of-time:

spikeschilde621:

hermiones-booksandcleverness:

and my favorite favorite favorite

I have never related more to anything in my life

…I feel like someone just watches my interactions and bases these off of them.

Wow. This is the story, song, and dance of my life.

Entirely relevant. What is the name of this meme because it is obviously my life.

Socially Awkward Penguin.

This is my life…

whereisthecoool:

Cary Grant.

This is so cool

rosepetallips:

rawwrwithme:

itsthatjdbieberanon:

youth-in-love:

one of the many girls who re-blogged this is going to be my future wife 

to the amazingly beautiful girl I’m gonna marry. If you do this. I’m gonna love you forever.

(via imgTumble)

ahaha yesssss omg

amazing!

hatant:

deadpoolsdarling:

Loki: Even my hair hurts…

Absolutely the best part of the whole film.